Actually, nothing is going viral. We were curious how many of you would click or share based on the world’s lamest attention-grabbing headline. We just added the cute cat photo to really sweeten the urge to click. Go bitch us out in the comments section (but share first).

Just so this isn’t entirely a waste, here are a few bullshit April Fool’s stories from earlier in the month. Enjoy.

 

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Jeff is a self-proclaimed pragmatic futurist; that is, he has high hopes for absurd life-altering technologies which sound too good to be true, and probably are. Although he writes on a variety of subjects, his real passion is for technological innovation and the people who make it happen. By day, he enjoys fuzzy bunnies, kittens, puppies, roller coasters and a sardonic written word or two. By night, he's busy running MMR, replaying a random Final Fantasy game, or pretending to be Batman. He currently resides in Upstate NY.