Oh, the times we live in: one man is dreaming big, and plans to open a cafe where you can enjoy morning fellatio with your coffee. “Would you like some pancakes and eggs with your sex robot? What was that? Sausage, you say? Nay, good patron, don’t be silly! You bring the sausage!” The sex robot is programmed to meet your personalized needs. This innovative entrepreneur’s name is Bradley Charvet, and the lunatic thinks the new venture will be totally legal.  Still, we wish him the best of luck. This might just end teenage pregnancy once and for all!

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Jeff is a self-proclaimed pragmatic futurist; that is, he has high hopes for absurd life-altering technologies which sound too good to be true, and probably are. Although he writes on a variety of subjects, his real passion is for technological innovation and the people who make it happen. By day, he enjoys fuzzy bunnies, kittens, puppies, roller coasters and a sardonic written word or two. By night, he's busy running MMR, replaying a random Final Fantasy game, or pretending to be Batman. He currently resides in Upstate NY.